JAJAJA chateá con Dios

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quelo_pario

New member
Es un cago de risa el programilla este, es un ensayo de AI (inteligencia artificial), fijense:
Código: 
Me:
 hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 im satan
God:
  That's a very nice name,  SATAN.
Me:
 thanks ;)
God:
:-)  Don't mention it. 
Me:
 tell me, where are you right now?
God:
At this moment  I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 behind you ;)
God:
:-)  I won't fall for that trick.
Me:
 ok ok
Me:

God:
:-)  I won't fall for that trick.
God:
OK.  Yay.
Me:
 do you remember me?
God:
Of course I remember you well  SATAN. We were talking about  go.
Me:
 right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
 i dont agree wiht you man, you betray e
God:
Everyone is entitled to his own opinion.
Me:
 thats just right
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
 must go, nice to talk you
God:
Thanks for chatting,  SATAN.
Me:
 cya
God:
TTYL,  SATAN.
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El_Uru

Boobies Moderator
Código: 
God:
Be more specific. :-).
Me:
 iam blonde?
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
 you are gay?
God:
That would be just my luck .
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Me:
 you,like bush
God:
he He is okay but I am a  not a Republican.
Me:
 and you like bin laden?
God:
  Some people like it.  I like .
Me:
 you like terrorism
God:
  But I like to gossip.  I like  The Passion of Christ.


Juaaaaa demasiado fuerteee
 
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canalladfc

New member
Le hice comer los mocos a Dios!!!!:

Código: 
Me:
 hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
 Im Canalladfc
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Canalladfc.
Me:
 Im sure you have a lot of work to do these days...
God:
What makes you so certain?  No I don't think I have any  work to do these days. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 haha, now i realize why the world is falling to pieces; you dont want to do your job
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.   OK, I will  do my job.

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canalladfc

New member
jajaja, esto está rebueno!!

Código: 
Me:
 do you like heavy metal?
God:
  I don't know if I like it.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
 Matthew? Thats a male name... Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
 you are a machine? like robocop?
God:
You are correct.   Interesting comparison.

Vean esto:
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Me:
 How is Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 jajaja. you are a irresponsible father
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  irresponsible father?  I don't know.
Me:
 where have you been when he was crucifixed?
God:
I think it was in San Francisco.
Me:
 asi que estabas de joda por ahí?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? 
Me:
 hecete el boludo....

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